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Scientology: Fucking Ridiculous

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Scientology is officially the most ridiculous religion ever created and followed. Founder/creator L. Ron Hubbard is a writer of science fiction. He once wrote that: "Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion.[source]" This is true. This is also proof that Scientology is a made up cult.
My favorite aspect of Scientology in particular is the story of some omniscient alien named Xenu and his somewhat telepathic creation of everything we know today on earth and in the universe. Yes, it is even more ridiculous than the story of creationism. 75,000,000 years ago the Xenu figure ruled over about 75 different planets all faced with the problem of overpopulation. He called for billions of the people from the planets under the cover of an income tax related issue. He then injected them with a paralysis inducing agent, packed them into planes, and put them near volcanoes on earth. He then blew up the volcanoes with hydrogen bombs, gathered the spirits left behind, boxed those, and brought them all to the movie theatre. He showed a film that instilled all of the world's knowledge in our heads by making it all up anew. Even the beliefs in other religions was said to have been in the movie. These souls inhabit men on earth today because they can't escape the atmosphere. Scientology itself is the practice of ridding one's body of these spirits which make you do bad things and feel bad.
I think a rebirth is overdue. All the Scientologists should go blow themselves up near volcanoes.
Funny side note:
Germany banned Tom Cruise from filming a movie about a some who tried to kill Hitler because of Crusie's open Scientology affiliation [source]. Besides Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, Jenna Elfman, and Isaac Hayes are all current members of the church.

 

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